[ klepto. ] Okay, I kinda hate to say this, but let’s be honest here: Older!Poemi probably takes great joy out of messing with Emalf’s dick.

“ Garbage !!!! Look at these
selfies of me ‘n’ Rieta going
swimsuit shopping !!! ”

“ D'ya think this one goes with
this one ?? I can’t find any
matching underwear anymore !! ”

“ Hey Emalf nice to see you
again whoops there’s nowhere
to sit I guESS I’LL JUST HAVE
TO SIT IN YOUR LAP LOL !! ”

I mean, she beats the hell out of him if he actually acts on her offers, and she’s always “'preoccupied”’ when he’s genuinely interested, but hey. At least she can be garbage in more ways than one. At last.

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{ ♥ emalf ♥ }:

“Nah. I just needs m’shades.
Bet you’d be a lil effin’ cutie with glasses on though.”

“ … You think ?

Anyways, you’re being
gross ! Glasses are s'pposed
to be ugly, shtoopid ! ”

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{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:

”… Do you mean my tongue
or the cat ‘cause I don’t have
a cat.”

“ Guh — you know what
I mean ! ”

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{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:

”What’s with you suddenly
shutting up?
Cat got your tongue or something?”

“ No, but Poochie’ll have
yours for breakfast ! ”

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{ ♥ emalf ♥ }:

“Hmmm— nope. I was right here. How did ya not see me?
I’m honestly a little offended. Do ya need glasses maybe?”

“ Nope ! That’s you ! ”

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{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:

”Just ‘cause you look in
a mirror often doesn’t mean
you have a pet.”

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{ ♥ eyepatch ♥ }:

“Well if he truly loved himself, Emalf should take of his sunglasses and show the whole world his eyes."

“ No one loves themselves
that much. Emalf won’t take
off his glasses ‘cause he wants
to be manly or something. It’s
dumb. He wouldn’t take his
glasses off for Siralos, y'know.
Talk about a death wish ! ”