

“Uh— oh. Huh?” He has no idea what that was for but after a few moments of registering what happened, he smiles.
“Effin’ cute..” Poemi had her really cute moments at times.
{ ♥ eyepatch ♥ }:
“How about seeing him in a maid outfit?"

“ Isn’t that even worse ? ”
liepsnos said: whispers no

“ … When did you get here ? ”
{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:
” Does your dad pay
people to pretend
they like you too?No, it actually doesn’t!
I clean it weekly surprisingly enough.
There would be a cockroach
if you ever stopped by to see me!Nah, I doubt he has
any redeeming qualities.
Yeesh, what’s with you
and insulting my hand?Maybe you should do
something more useful
with yours instead of
just sucking your thumb! ”

“ Don’t be stupid. Lotsa
people like Poemi, money
or not ! Almost like how
lots more people would
like you if you weren’t
such a doofush.
Guh — acting like I’d
ever want to go to your
stinking house. I bet they
come out at night, when
you’re asleep. Ha !
Whaddya mean ? It’s gross as hell !
It’s a nub ! Can’t you see ?
And oi ! I’m not little, y'know !
Not little at all ! ”

“ … Emalf in a maid outfit
sounds really weird ... ”
{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:
“ Eh? Are your friends just
a buncha freeloaders at your
place then? … I have an
apartment now, y’know!Clearly you’ve never seen
Pervy McShades before. “

“ Nah, daddy pays ‘em
lots ! They don’t have
to freeload, not at all !
Ooh, a mystery apartment !
Does it have rats ? Cockroaches ?
Gross !
… Yeah, Emalf’s trash ! But
he’s cute cool when he’s all
quiet like, and at least he has
hands ! ”

“ … Why d’ya want me to
kiss garbage ? ”
{ ♥ stumpy ♥ }:
”That’s what you think,
but they all offered to let me
live with them once.It’s not creepy!”

“ Ha ! I already live with my
friends, y'know ! You– you
live like a homeless person !
An’ it is ! Creepiest thing
that I’ve ever seen ! ”