{EMALF.}:

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                        “So I was right in assuming
               you were the one yelling.
               Both of you look a little different anyways.
               Maybe it’s the hair— or the parasol.

                        But that ain’t me!
               They’re effin’ nasty lookin’ with some
               ugly ass fur coat thing going on— wait what?!
               Which story? What the eff are you even reading?

                        Yo! My style is cool! It’s all punk rock, okay.
                Nah. I don’t do the whole cannibal thing.
                I mean I’ll kill em’ but no way am I eating a fake.
                I’ll just find a lava stream and dump
                his body in there for good measure.”

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                               “ we look shuper different.
                                ’s hard to believe that you could ever assume
                                              that that thing could be me
                                     my parasol’s cool, ‘kay ? real pretty !!
                                  bet you’re  just  mad  'cause  rieta  didn’t
                                              get you one as well. hmph.

                                                    fur coats’re always gross. 
                                         it’s like me making pooch into a coat.
                                   the stories i always read, moron. the ones
                                    that you say are trash ! like you, almost

                                                     coward ! shcaredy-cat !
                                      ’s not that hard to eat 'em. poemi can’t
                                       find anything to eat these days. i’d eat
                                       your weird furry cuh-lone if i could find
                                                               'im. i would !

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