{ ♥ emalf ♥ }:

                                     “You’re like what— 40? Brat age to me.
                      You don’t even know what tastes are aside from sweets.

                                     My girlfriend?
                                     Aw, that’s sweet! You called her my girlfriend!
                                     I am so flattered.
                                     She’s the effin’ cutest thing, ain’t she?

                         But no way! My shades are cool. You’re just jealous!”

        “ Not true ! Not true at all !
              Poemi’s turning sixty-four
              in two weeks, so ha !

                     Yeah, I did ! And you know
                             what ? I feel shuper sorry
                             for her ! No watermelon
                             should be put through
                             the likes of you ! Ugh.

                                An’ she’s not that cute.
                                           Poemi’s way cuter. Doesn’t
                                           matter anymore, though. You’re
                                           punishment enough by yourself !

                                                     I bet you’ve ruined your chances
                                                     already, like your image with those
                                                            dumb shades. Shtoopid ! ”