♥ LAME - ALF ♥:

“SHHHHHHHH–don’t effin’ call ‘em that!! s’emabarassin’, ya’ know? ” it’s different when he calls them that, but her calling them that? it’s definitely some kind of wrong. “& ain’t that a bit cruel of an assumption. i still got a chance, yeah?”

——– blinks in question && cocks her little head to the side. 

                                  “ uh ? why not, huh ?! YOU call ‘em that !
                                                           that’s hypocrisy, y'know ! ”

with a scoff && a smile she brandishes her parasol in accusation, eyes && voice that of a skeptic’s when she responds to his ( frankly IDIOTIC !! ) statement.

                                        “ chance ? gyehe, with who ?
                                                       with who, huh ? the watermelon ??

                             you probably already ruined it with her– thought i told you … ! ”