klepto. ideal true ends more like:

• rieta is discovered by minero and co.
• poemi grows Tall and Powerful and Unites with Emalf to Destroy Siralos. ivlis is vaguely impressed. vendetto comes home and finds the entire goddamn sun’s domain in flames. takes one look at siralos and his father’s backstory, leaves.
• flame kingdom fight over who gets to talk to vendetto first. “im his bf— that stands for best friend” “i was his mentor” “im his sister!” “im his father” “im god” vendetto and siralos have a tea party. i need this.
• ELUX AND CROW GET SCREENTIME. actual sal!elux. who is more of an asshole: my portrayal of elux or crow??? tune in next week to find out.
• the pitch world gets screentime. that’s all i need. i need it so much
• ivlis destruction squad —satanick, siralos, and reficul— + fumus irritation squad —also satanick, chlomaki, and e l u x— 2k15
• this is unrelated but talk au where taffy and anten become god and devil of the pitch world while elwine and egmont get bumped up to head angel and demon respectively to me
• tiny baby elux serenading present fumus with this song
• rosaliya beating liriya up