Anonymous asked:

Daddy says he'll raise my allowance if I insult you, so: you're mean 'n' gross, and the way you wear your jacket is shtoopid. Your arms are freaky, and Poemi's got better teeth than you, and when you get out of bed in the morning your hair looks like a big ball of fluff. There. - pxemi

vindxctis:

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“Honestly hope that was worth it.” Some of those words actually bothered Vendetto to an extent, and he crossed his arms to show how awfully unamused he was. “Listen, sis, I won’t try an’ cross words with ya, but I’m gonna hold back for your sake.”

But a ball of fluff? Maybe I should get a haircut...or not. 

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          Hey, bro~ther
                                   —
that wasn’t an actual 
                                      threat, was it ? ‘Cause it
                                      wasn’t a very good one.
                                      Not effective at all. 

                        An’ Poemi’s a big girl
                        now ! Hmph, I bet I can
                        fight you just fine !”

        a pause, to narrow her eyes at the locks of his hair,  as if trying to  make it  burst
        into flame with a simple glance. for a moment it is as if she is able to see into his
        mind she nods slightly,  pointing  a clawed finger at the bangs that hang over
        his left eye

        Honestly ! What kinda 
          flame demon has such
          poofy hair ? Not even
          mister bunny had such
          fluffy hair, back before
          mister horns made him 
          die
                  You oughtta be careful, 
                   Vendy. Someday it’ll catch
                   on fire, ‘n’ no one’ll be able
                   to help you then.

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