{ ♥ STUMPY ♥ }:

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                        “You’re like five, why do you
                                 need a lawyer? Why do you think
                                 that I care that you have one?

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                            “ poemi’s fifteen ! fifteen !
                                         and who doesn’t need a lawyer ?
                                         whaddya do when you mess up ?
                                         ’s like– like havin’ a jackal. 

                                                       something that can shtop
                                         you bein' messed up by all the gross
                                         
people. why don’t YOU have one ?

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                                        do you want a re-com-men-da-tion ???

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                                “ shtumpy ! guess what ?
                                             poemi got a L A W Y E R !
 ”

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        &&. she loves her father, perhaps more than anything else in the world, but
           she’s still just a little girl no matter how she boasts, and she can only take so
           much. when he had started pressing her hands into their old stove in  fits  of
           rage, she had conditioned herself to ignore the burn and fill the air with teary
           apologies, but whereas she can forgive, she can never forget, and it is by this
           aspect of her nature that she stands before a mortal enemy, despondent and
                                                                    ALONE.

                                ( her brother is set to come home in a week,
                                       and oh god, she doesn’t want to die– )

                              “ … yosaf … ire. you’re yosafire.
                                 poemi can you help me with something ?

yosafired asked:

Cue a cheeky grin and the older girl rocking on her heels. "I dunno, are /you/ done yet?"

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        What’s that even
        supposed to mean ?!  

yosafired asked:

Shoves tiny hipster into a puddle. That's for being an asshole about the hand, you little shit.

        kinda just glares at her, top soaked through and boots coated in mud. she
        doesn’t even have the energy to retaliate, not anymore. saffron eyes blazing
        with self-righteous rage, she seethes, inquiry spoken in a sharp, high, bark.

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        Are you quite done ?

{stumpy}:

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     ”… Do you mean my tongue
         or the cat ‘cause I don’t have
              a cat.”

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        Guh you know what
             I mean !

{stumpy}:

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     ”What’s with you suddenly
     shutting up?

     Cat got your tongue or something?”

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No, but Poochie’ll have
             yours for breakfast !

{stumpy}:

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     ”Just ‘cause you look in
     a mirror often doesn’t mean
     you have a pet.”

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        Yeah, well ——
              I have a dog.

{stumpy}:

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          Does your dad pay
         people to pretend
         they like you too?

                                No, it actually doesn’t!
                         I clean it weekly surprisingly enough.
                                There would be a cockroach
                         if you ever stopped by to see me!

         Nah, I doubt he has
         any redeeming qualities.
         Yeesh, what’s with you
         and insulting my hand?

                                Maybe you should do
                                something more useful
                                with yours instead of
                                just sucking your thumb! 

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        Don’t be stupid. Lotsa
           people like Poemi, money
           or not ! Almost like how
           lots more people would
           like you if you weren’t
           such a doofush.

                          Guh acting like I’d
                          ever want to go to your
                          stinking house. I bet they
                          come out at night, when
                          you’re asleep. Ha !

                        Whaddya mean ? It’s gross as hell !
                              It’s a nub ! Can’t you see ?

                                                      And oi ! I’m not little, y'know !
                                                      Not little at all !